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Obama selfies are the best selfies
can he be the president of the world
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btw, i would like to know why the fuck i can’t sleep past like 11 anymore. Set my alarm for 1.30pm in hope i wouldn’t be awake, but nah. Used to easily sleep until 2pm - i’ve slept until 6pm before hehe.. but i woke up at 7am feeling wide awake and had to force myself to sleep again. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.
there are 9 calories in a tablespoon of sperm
but only 0 calories in Diet Sperm™