Nicole :)

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gambollingseaotter:

Attention customers: DO NOT BUY THIS ITEM. I AN TRYING TO GET RECALLED BECAUSE THIS DILDO GETS WAY TOO HOT AND BURNED MY ANUS!!! I REPEAT DO NOT PLUG THIS DILDO IN BECAUSE IT DOES NOT VIBRATE IT BURNS YOU!!!!

gambollingseaotter:

Attention customers: DO NOT BUY THIS ITEM. I AN TRYING TO GET RECALLED BECAUSE THIS DILDO GETS WAY TOO HOT AND BURNED MY ANUS!!! I REPEAT DO NOT PLUG THIS DILDO IN BECAUSE IT DOES NOT VIBRATE IT BURNS YOU!!!!

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peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

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heyheyjuhkay:

Do you ever think about all of the really nice drunk girls you’ve met in bathrooms and wonder how they are doing? I miss you all

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cheshirewolfy:

storming-wolf:

I DON’T KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED BUT IM GLAD IT WAS THIS

OMG BEST VINE BEST VINE IMDYING

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