Attention customers: DO NOT BUY THIS ITEM. I AN TRYING TO GET RECALLED BECAUSE THIS DILDO GETS WAY TOO HOT AND BURNED MY ANUS!!! I REPEAT DO NOT PLUG THIS DILDO IN BECAUSE IT DOES NOT VIBRATE IT BURNS YOU!!!!
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
Do you ever think about all of the really nice drunk girls you’ve met in bathrooms and wonder how they are doing? I miss you all
I DON’T KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED BUT IM GLAD IT WAS THIS
OMG BEST VINE BEST VINE IMDYING